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(no subject) [Oct. 3rd, 2005|11:47 am]
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insane_kitty
[mood |soremy shoulder blade hurts]
[music |club tv is on very loud]

Cara: I want to go horse riding...
Mum: Yeah, I'd like to go horse riding.
Cara: Even though horses are scary.
Morag: I love horse riding! When they're in a gallop, and they're all *makes gesture* It's just the middle bit I can't get...
Cara: What, asking his name???
Everyone: *laughs hysterically*

... I think she may actually have been referring to trotting ...

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(no subject) [Aug. 23rd, 2005|08:47 pm]
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persiascarecrow
Me: Your mom!
Dee Dee: Your mom!
Me: Your uncle!
Dee Dee: *pause* okay...
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Hi I'm new [Aug. 16th, 2005|09:05 pm]
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persiascarecrow
I'm Caroline, so here's a stupid thing I heard

Steve: Is that tree made of shoes? I think that tree is made of shoes
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(no subject) [May. 24th, 2005|12:30 am]
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dela
[mood |angryNot at Bec Though]
[music |None]

I'm on youthink.com, and gte asked the question

Annie: Can a baby be spoiled?
Bec: Yea, it can go sour if you leave it out too long!
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(no subject) [May. 22nd, 2005|09:05 pm]
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dela
[mood |contemplativecontemplative]
[music |Damien Rice-Eskimo]

Tina: I'm drinking tea that costs $350 a kilo

Annie: Is it the best tea ever?

Tina: Yeah, it's pretty good...it's little balls

Annie: Just like Nestor! *laughs hysterically at own joke*
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sometimes the simplest of comments will do.. [May. 3rd, 2005|09:05 pm]
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bebopblahface
[mood |coughing and spluttering]

Read more...Collapse )
 [talking about the difference between UK Queer As Folk and US Queer as Folk with two guys who had never seen it] sorry in advance if this cut thing doesn't work-happen to be retarded here :P
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(no subject) [Apr. 1st, 2005|01:25 am]
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insane_kitty
[mood |chipperchipper]

Morag: Mum bought you some Crackle Backles...

Cara: Cracker barrel cheese?Collapse )

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(no subject) [Jan. 15th, 2005|02:43 am]
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insane_kitty
[mood |chipperchipper]
[music |Air - Sparta]

Me: I need help!!!  Again.

Renae: It's ok.  You just... *presses buttons*  ... Oh shit!  Fuck.  Oh, fucking hell!

Me: *smiles helplessly*

 


Kind of self-explanatory.  I was at work and I needed Renaes help, again.  She was showing me what to do, but messed up. 

It's even more funny if you know Renae.  You wouldn't think she swears like a sailor until you've worked with her a few times...  It made me laughs when she kept swearing until the problem was solved.

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(no subject) [Jan. 1st, 2005|11:59 pm]
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insane_kitty

Morag:  Does Anneka hate me now?

Cara:  No.  Why?

Morag:  Because she doesn't speak to me anymore.  And I think she's avoiding me.  ...And when we make love she keeps her eyes closed.

Cara:  ... *looks astonished*

Both:  *laughs at random comment*

 

The story to this little... conversation.Collapse )

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(no subject) [Oct. 3rd, 2004|10:39 pm]
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firefly_blues
today at work:

Grant: you know instead of pink bits some girls have brown bits
Tina: interesting....
Grant: ive been trying really hard to find a girl who has brown bits.
Tina and Trinity (in unison): ewwwww!

um... i dont think i need to put a story behind that.

oh another stupid thing said at work today:

Grant: I have never jacked off in my life.

(uh yeah right grant. im sorry but thats just not possible)
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